Who Keeps the Dog: A 200 Word RPG

Two housemates, parting ways for good, are faced with a decision. Who keeps their dog?

To play, you need three players: two 'housemates' (human), and one 'dog' (dog).

Includes a printable PDF that can be folded into a zine, as well as a digital PDF version.

Some Completely Unbiased Reviews From My Friends:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO, AMBER, HOW DARE YOU"
"Oh, you play D&D? Pff... normie. Me and my friends are playing Roommate Divorce Dog Custody Trial RPG."
"I'm allergic to dogs. Oh no, I'm totally gonna win, aren't I?"
"oh NYO- i don't like this game ; w;"
"It feels like one of the weird itch.io game jam games in the best way. It's like the lawful good to the competitive mecha sexting game's chaotic evil."
"If you lose the dog in the game you lose the dog in real life. "